An Excerpt from Hot Air
On the Production and Properties of Dephlogisticated Air (O2)
translated from the spanish by jason mccloskey
The gas (O2), that fetching air, was rocked
in cribs of tempered glass, concocted
in bottles, glossy red from top to bottom,
conceived on beds of incandescent gems
when bellows blew Sirocco’s scorching breath;
and after being happily conceived,
the powder (HgO) turned to drops of mercury (Hg).
Through crystal tubes you’re sure to see,
from time to time, the streaming beads
that sprout the zephyrs as they bounce
in bubbles that the water spouts.
This noble crew ascends through hoops
and topples obstacles en route
to fill the vessel. In their midst
the lovely Flora drifts
in wispy wraps of see-through mists.
Aurora’s fling with Mercury (HgO)
produced a child with no impurity,
an air (O2) immortal in nobility,
entirely phlogiston-free.
No artificial anything.
(According to the monk, the great Etruscan,
phlogiston’s naturally imbued combustion,
the principle responsible for taste,
for smell, for color and for flames.)
No air on Mt. Olympus
or on Parnassus could amount to this stuff.
No westward breeze in Eden
as delicate as this was ever breathed in.
When in the sky, it blends in nice and even;
on earth, it wipes out festering diseases.
The good & gentle influence it brings
makes creatures leap and songbirds sing.
Four times as good without contaminants
that common air can have in it.
The air increases gains in spades,
quadrupling calxes metals make.
Four times the length of burning light.
Four times a creature’s length of life.
If breathing this ambrosia were the rage,
we all would live four times the average age.
On one occasion, filled with awe,
and justified delight I saw
a spotless cylinder prepared
with flawless dephlogisticated air (O2).
A modern Trismegistus rigs a handle
out of a pin to hold a candle
and lights, and lowers it, till it’s submerged:
it looks more lit, more brilliant while it burns.
You know the sun? How when it’s hid
at times behind the fog, looks dim,
until it suddenly escapes the haze
and dazzles us with blinding rays?
Well that is how the candle started,
a scant penumbra, little more than darkness.
And yet the flame need only graze
the new air (O2) and it sparks a blaze
three times as great.
And while it’s bright like this
and if it is united with
inflammable air (H2), it detonates
with such a boom it’s deafening.
For proof that it’s salubrious, refer
to that same eudiometer
I wrote minutely on before:
the nitrous air (NO) absorbs
the dephlogisticated sort (O2)
almost completely.
Titillating bedroom scene: the conception of dephlogisticated air (O2)
Mercurius calcinatus per se (HgO) + hot embers stoked by bellows → O2
Zephyr (god of the westerlies) and Flora (goddess of flowers) skinny-dip in the lab equipment
“There are few subjects, perhaps none, that have occasioned more perplexity to chemists, than that of phlogiston, or, as it is sometimes called, the principle of inflammability. It was the great discovery of Stahl, that this principle, whatever it be, is transferable from one substance to another, how different soever in their other properties, such as sulfur, wood, and all the metals, and therefore is the same thing in them all.” –Joseph Priestley, Experiments and Observations Relating to Various Branches of Natural Philosophy, vol. 3, p. 1.
The great Etruscan: the Italian polymathic abbot Felice Fontana (1730-1805)
“I have gratified that curiosity, by breathing it, drawing it through a glass-siphon… I fancied that my breast felt peculiarly light and easy for some time afterwards. Who can tell but that, in time, this pure air may become a fashionable article in luxury. Hitherto only two mice and myself have had the privilege of breathing it.” –Joseph Priestley, Experiments & Observations on Different Kinds of Airs, vol. 2, p. 102
Calx: powdery residue produced by roasting metals
The celebrated return of the three-times-great alchemist, Hermes Trismegistus, wowing crowds with hairpins and other discarded household odds and ends.
“The dipping of a candle into a jar filled with dephlogisticated air is alone a very beautiful experiment. The strength and vivacity of the flame is striking, and the heat produced by the flame, in these circumstances is also remarkably great” –Joseph Priestley, Experiments & Observations on Different Kinds of Airs, vol. 2, p. 99
Astronomical simile:
Sun behind cloud : sun in clear sky :: candle burning in common air : candle burning in dephlogisticated air
Penumbra: aspiring shadow
“I easily conjectured, that inflammable air would explode with more violence and a louder report, by the help of dephlogisticated air; but the effect far exceeded my expectations, and it has never failed to surprise every person before whom I have made the experiment.” –Joseph Priestley, Experiments & Observations on Different Kinds of Airs, vol. 2, p. 98
Eudiometer: device for measuring healthiness of air